The Red Sox are 5 and 10 and the reason is obvious. No Jed Lowrie.
After trading Jed for relief pitcher Mark Melancon Jed slowly began plotting his revenge.
Having now bedded every former lover of Melancon, Jed then decided to cast a jinx on the pathetic bullpen arm. Now Melancon and his infinite ERA toils in the minors. And what of Jed? He hit a home run yesterday.